Everything Is True

I do not understand the obsession with Owl City. Every other day, I see a request on yousendit_ for Owl City. I can't count how many of my friends are fans on Facebook. I'll admit to liking a few songs. "Hello Seattle" made me cry the first time I heard it, beautiful song.

But my GOD. The music is so sugary-sweet, it gives me a toothache! It all sounds the same. UGH. Just leave me with my Hellogoodbye.

Or maybe I just don't like Owl City because it's a one-man band and I want to say "them" but I get frustrated because it's not accurate. Either way. Not a fan. X(

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Your November Horoscope by Susan Miller

Pisces Horoscope for November 2009

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I'm very nearly ready to give up.

Is it even possible for someone to like me as much as I like them? Beginning to think it isn't.

Well. I loved and I lost. What the fuck ever. I'm going to fantasize about time machines now.

Beatles Porn Titles

Ah, the Beatles. Who doesn't love the Beatles, the greatest band of all time.

I have too much free time on my hands. We all know that pornographic film titles often have similarities to well known movies or songs. A SNL sketch once explored the subject. It centered around Adrian Brody, who was unable to come up with an obvious parody title for his film, "The Pianist."

Anyway, a while back, I discovered that the immortal Ron Jeremy once starred in a film called "Sgt. Peckers Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang" (IMDB listing). That got me to thinking, what other Beatles song titles could be turned into porno films? With a little help from my friends, I came up with some possibilities. Note: Some of these may actually exist, I didn't really check or care.

Some are obvious, like Please Please Me, Norweigian Wood, and Love Me Do, others take a little bit of work and imagination.

For instance:

Here C*ms the Son

Backdoor in the USSR
I've Just C*m on a Face
When I'm 69
Octop*ssy's Garden
Magical Mystery Whore
Yellow Sex-Machine (courtesy of StephieV)
F*cking a hole (courtesy of StephieV)
Norwegian Woodie (courtesy of Robin V)

and some gay porn...

A Gay in the Life
Eight Gays a Week

and the best...

C*m Together ... right now... over me.

That's it for now, but I am sure there are many more possibilities. And I am sure that some of these have actually been turned into films, or will be turned into films. If they are made into future films, I demand royalties.

Have some ideas of your own to add to this list? Email them to me at submissions@tarfumes.com.

John Lennon:
[] You were raised by someone other than your parents.
[] You have step siblings.
[] You get in trouble a lot at school.
[] Your birthday is in October.
[x] You love Elvis.
[x] You don’t like organized religion.
[x] You like cats more than dogs.
[] You wear glasses.
[x] Your favorite color is green.
[] You hate the dark.
Total: 4

Paul McCartney:
[] One of your parents died when you were young.
[x] You are the oldest child in your family.
[x] You do well in school.
[x] Your favorite color is blue.
[x] You are fairly quiet.
[] You are tall.
[] You are conventional.
[] You are a vegetarian.
[] You were born in June.
[x] You had sex at the age of 15 or younger. (Sex is going by MY definition.)
Total: 5.

George Harrison:
[x] Your parents are still together.
[] You are the youngest child in your family.
[] You don’t do very well in school.
[] You were born in February.
[x] You love gummy bears.
[] You are religious.
[X] You are younger than most/all of your friends.
[] Your favorite color is purple.
[x] You are shy.
[x] You are mysterious.
Total: 4.


Ringo Starr:
[] Your parents separated when you were young.
[] You are an only child.
[] You get sick a lot.
[] You were born in July.
[] You are one of the oldest of your friends.
[x] You are picky about your food.
[X] You really like your independence.
[] You have blue eyes.
[] Your favorite color is red.
[] You are short.
Total: 2.

I am: Paul, by one.

And I have two favorite colors. OHHH, WHAT NOW, BITCHES?!?!

I went to see The Grates tonight at the Rickshaw Stop, they were opening for Choir of Young Believers and Those Darlins. Which I honestly can't believe. They should be headlining a giant fucking tour. They're *that* awesome. And that's what I thought before I went to the show. *WHOO!* Of course, I was there alone... >.> No one ever goes to shows with me. Fucking losers. Anyway.

Oh. My. God. The frontwoman, Patience, is possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen on two legs. No joke. Oh my God. Not only is she pretty and spunky and eccentric, the woman has energy like NONE other. Holy crap. She was all over the stage and the floor. For one of the songs, she brought the mic stand down on the floor and she had one of those ribbon dancer things. And during the bridge, she danced with it all around. Magical. Also, she was flirting with me *hardcore*. Well, okay, she flirted with everyone, but she really focused on me. Not being egotistical, it's a fact. She focused on me because I was one of the ones dancing really hard and sang along to most of the songs (I don't have the new album and it's killing me). She eye-flirted with me, then on one of the last songs (which happened to be my favorite song, incidentally), she got down and started hugging me and dancing with me and I sang into the mic with her. *dies* After the show, she hugged me again and she's like, "You knew all the words to the songs! I was so happy!" Me: *madly blushing* I want to be her groupie. I want to be there.

Well, after their set, I met this nice couple by the name of Annie and Pius (he's German and I think her name was Annie... Something along those lines). They were really sweet and stoned out of their minds, lol. Annie was thanking me for being the other person who danced, and we talked about how much we loved the Grates and what a shame it was that more people don't know them. They actually gave me a ride home, which was very nice.

The other two bands were pretty good. The Choir of Young Believers was a good band, Danish, but... Just not a band I want to see live. Especially not in conjunction with the other two performers. Very pretty music though. Very visceral. The third band, Those Darlins, were actually from Tennessee, and they were awesome rockabilly. SO much fun. It reminded me a lot of my roots, yanno, just like, "If things had turned out differently, I might have been hearing this every day." (Such an optimist, lol.) There are so few shows that encourage dancing... I mean, there's either not enough room, it's not dancing music or everyone's too "cool" to dance (I saw your mom drive you there!). But at this show, we all danced! And we danced and danced and danced! It was awesome! I just felt like I could truly embrace the music. Everyone else might have been drunk, but I was only high on the music. <3

P.S. There was this girl with her girlfriend in front of me during Those Darlins who looked just like Ann-Elise. I couldn't stop staring at her, it was so disconcerting. I hope she was a vision of the future.

If you guys don't know the story of how I got into the Beatles, it's simple. In April of 2007, I had a dream about John Lennon and Paul McCartney. And right now, I'm REALLY hopped up on energy drinks, so I'm going through all of the Beatles related events in April on historyorb.com to try and figure this out. I highly suspect it's the period between April 8th through 25th. I want to say it's the 10th, because Lori and I started dating March 10th and she dumped me May 10th, so April 10th would be crazy.
( This is actually truly fascinating (for me) )

ALSO, THIS:

Cynthia Lennon: Sept. 10, 1939
Zak Starkey: Sept. 13, 1965
Stella McCartney: Sept. 13, 1971
James McCartney: Sept. 12, 1977

That's weird.

Pisces Forecast for October 2009

 

By Susan Miller

 

 

 

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Like a bird caught in a spiral,
Too afraid to fly herself,
I sit alone, a dusty poem,
Just aging on a shelf.

Walking along a city street,
Mind racing over nothing,
I perform, I conform,
And always end up blushing.

Not anything enough for you
And I bite my tongue in pain.
So many words, trying to sound learned,
Yet I have nothing to say.

If I had sex with a bunch of random people I met while drunk, I'd feel like a whore.

If I don't, I feel like a loser.

The only women I want are far away.

I just feel like I'm only fucking myself over.

Just once, I would like a girl to have as much interest in me as I do in her.
I don't want to be the one who's always trying to initiate sex.
I don't want to be the one who's always trying to initiate conversation or outings.
I don't want to be the first one to say "I love you".
I don't want to be the first one to get hurt.
I don't want to be the one who feels like she's less.
I don't want to be the asshole.

Goddammit, I just want love.

Well, this may be a waste of a post, but I just felt like writing and spewing. Not really about anything...

I just feel so at-odds. I'm not caring about school work. I'm just sitting at home most days and when I do go out, I'm alone. I want a job, but I can't bring myself to do anything.

It just feels like I don't really have friends here. Which is dumb because I know that I do. But they never want to do anything with me. I say, let's hang out, let's catch a movie, let's walk around, let's go to a show, let's drink, let's get high, let's fuck shit up, let's do SOMETHING, and they never do. They're with their SO's, they're working, they're studying, they just don't want to hang out. *sighs* So I'm stuck at home or I do aforementioned things alone. It's like all my friends exist on the Internet. Of course, I'll probably lose at least two of them because I'm a horny clinger who doesn't know when to quit it. *groans*

On the plus side, I'm going to try to get my hair done tomorrow. That'll make me feel a bit better... My mom put some money in my account. Of course, my family's finances are fecking awful right now. My dad's orders came through and they'll be leaving Italy in late May/early June. There aren't any jobs lined up, they don't know where they'll live, and we don't even know if the Navy will help us move (THEY FUCKING BETTER). It's just... not a good scene. If I got a job, then I'd feel so much better, so much less like a drain on my family. *sighs* I just feel like I'm an evil daughter, for just taking their money and barely talking to them. I just don't have much to say...

Gah. I just want to be drunk. I have multiple friends who are over 21. But none of them will buy me alcohol. They just honestly don't want to. Like I asked to be younger than them. I'm not a fucking bitch when I ask them, regardless of Nora's opinion. I just want to slam my head against the wall over and over and over again.

Isn't teen angst supposed to lessen each year? It feels like it's getting worse.

Went to see Billy Bragg tonight at the Great American. EPIC. I love him. He's such an interactive and fun musician. Very congenial and witty. He talked about wonderfully random things. Some topics of the evening: football vs. soccer, snuggies, bedwetting (he sang a children's song that Woodie Guthrie wrote about the subject and we ended up talking about bedwetting for about 15 minutes. Apparently, the British are a nation of bedwetters, lmao), teabagging (not entirely like that, lol), his son playing Ziggy Stardust and knowing more of the lyrics to Desolation Row than he does, astronauts and how the British invented swimming. "We live on an island, who do you think would invent it? The Swiss?" XD Very funny guy.

And of course, since it is Billy Bragg, he talked a lot about socialism and the topic du jour, health care. I really wish people would just sit down, shut up and work this health care thing out. All humans are equal and we all deserve the same health benefits. Billy said something tonight that really caught my ear. "The greatest enemy isn't the government, or the conservatives, or the Republicans, it's cynicism. Because we all aren't prone to conservationism, but we are all prone to cynicism. You may get fed up and say, 'Fuck it, what's the point? No one cares.' But you have to remember that it's a long process. And now, we have the possibility of change and reform. Before, we didn't even have that." It's true. Things take a long time to change, so we need to get the ball rolling, even if it's the little things. It's the little things that count.

Also, I had never heard of Glenn Beck until this last week. Now I hear about him every damn day. All I know is that he's an annoying ass with a TV show. Anyone care to fill me in?

P.S. I'm MORE than sick of the drama going on in JohnHeartPaul. You guys are no better than the blowhards over in Washington. And now it's fucking deleted or closed or WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! *TEARS OUT HAIR* Jesus Christ, I didn't even get this fucking drama in the MCR community! Grow the fuck up.

So, last week was the Folsom Fetish Fair. Here's some pics. I'm not resizing all of them, sod off.

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I think Katie Kamikaze would be an AWESOME stage name.

And if I want to get geeky/sacrilegious, I also like Katie Kyrie.

(GOD, I'm a fucking dork. Maybe I should get out of choir while I still can. NAH. :D)